Donald Rumsfeld at a press briefing
“Dick Tator”, he chuckles gently, “like a big potato stuck on the end of your penis.” He chuckles gently again, then his face falls to a half quizzical look as he acknowledges the press. “Any questions?”
Possible Classified’s:
Long term programmer seeks weathered individual for possible breakdown.
Chipboard chest of drawers, water damaged. Swap for same.
Car, not mine, stolen, cheap.
Wanted - large well-read tent .
For sale - one Italian footballer. Serie A. Cries real tears. Barely used.
Wanted – Andrew Lloyd Weber. Dead.
Tv Shows We’d Like to See
- Todd Dillinger in Wiss Peak High. Co-starring Randy Stewbit and Dick Weagle.
- John Howard guest stars in Happy Days.
- "Faces in the Ham" - A psychic detective solves crimes by seeing the future in sandwhich ham.
- "Changing Wombs" - Pre-Natal lifestyle program.

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