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Donald Rumsfeld at a press briefing

“Dick Tator”, he chuckles gently, “like a big potato stuck on the end of your penis.” He chuckles gently again, then his face falls to a half quizzical look as he acknowledges the press. “Any questions?”

Possible Classified’s:

Long term programmer seeks weathered individual for possible breakdown.

Chipboard chest of drawers, water damaged. Swap for same.

Car, not mine, stolen, cheap.

Wanted - large well-read tent .

For sale - one Italian footballer. Serie A. Cries real tears. Barely used.

Wanted – Andrew Lloyd Weber. Dead.

Tv Shows We’d Like to See

  • Todd Dillinger in Wiss Peak High. Co-starring Randy Stewbit and Dick Weagle.
  • John Howard guest stars in Happy Days.
  • "Faces in the Ham" - A psychic detective solves crimes by seeing the future in sandwhich ham.
  • "Changing Wombs" - Pre-Natal lifestyle program.

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